Information:
Current Leader: King Dr. Hefetz, MD, JD, DDS, ADD, ABC, Esq., First of His Name, Breaker of Chains, Reinstater of those Broken Chains
Capital City: Desk-of-Hefetz
Population: 12
Currency: Essays
Ethnicity: Caucasian (83.3%), Aussie (8.3%), Russian Mafia (8.3%)
Languages: English, Whatever language Lavitsky speaks
Unemployment Rate: 91.7%
National Anthem: Careless Whisper
National Sport: Wii Bowling
National Motto: Tonitrua Sentire Tonitrua
National Animal: Pig
National STI: Chlymydia (it's a new strain)
National Beverage: Urine
National Imagery: Phallic
National Nation: Cambodia